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So Benjamen the  owner of Joe the donkey said Joe could not fly........

Now Joe the donkey replaced Rudolf in Santa's slay and he is doing pretty good, and Benjamen well, lets just say he has to pull his own cart full of stones these days.

So there was this rumor going around town that crispy cream opened up a shop down by the harbor....

It was not true.

There has been a string of burglaries in the neighborhood it has been strongly recommend that many of the residents get dogs or antiburglarie systems.

It is said that the Smith family has a very vicious, killer dog that everyone has heard about, but not seen. Yea I'm pretty sure this big guy will make a bugler pee his pants.... of laughter!